By screwed - 08/08/2014 12:26 - Australia - Perth

Today, as a last resort for my back problems, I tried acupuncture. After the needles were placed and the doctor had left, I couldn't move for 30 minutes. I had a panic attack. FML
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morondon000 14

You don't just chose to have a panic attack...

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ckerane 16

how awful. did they help you in the end

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burntoash 10

That's the point of acupuncture, you aren't supposed to move while the needles are in.

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karly55 12

OP was saying that they weren't supposed to move, but they had a panic attack.

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morondon000 14

You don't just chose to have a panic attack...

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wassuploves 16

that was the whole point in this fml...

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soulreaper12296 28

Panic attacks can be triggered from anything. Even over-thinking about something can cause one.

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wellthen7154 12

Yea, chances are it might not have been the fact he wasn't allowed to move that caused the panic attack. Panic attacks can happen for various reasons, and having one at that time would really suck (hence why it's an FML, I guess.). I know my panic attacks make me shiver, so I would be ****** in that situation. So, OP knew he wasn't supposed to move, that's the point.

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ckerane 16

how awful. did they help you in the end

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pseud0nym 13

There's a porcupine joke to be made but I won't do it.

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tpm45 25

Good, because that would be rude.

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tony1891 22

there is a God after all. thank you

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_FML_Austin_ 12

#36 Because what this thread needs is a religion debate! (extreme sarcasm)

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lord_meloetta 20

I hope your okay, I have had the same thing happen to me once

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mariab2898 13

I would do the same thing! Acupuncture looks terrifying!

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darwinism 30

And you forgot about your back problems! It worked. Get better soon OP. Back problems suck.

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revelation11B 10

Needle tell you again?! DON'T MOVE!

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kimilicious 9

honestly, that does not make sense, please stop.

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revelation11B 10

Actually, it does make sense. It's a play on words like everyone else does on here. Needle/Need I..

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renjisgirl12 22

If you have to explain the joke, then it clearly wasn't funny...

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revelation11B 10

I thought it was funny. Oh well.

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tony1891 22

i suffer from back problems too. Hope you get some help.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Jesus can't have back problems.

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tony1891 22

25 you keep on and he'll give you back problems

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ScarlieC 25

#10, ever tried self massage by lying (lying? laying? FML community, help me here) down, putting a tennisball under your back and rolling back and forth or moving your arms? If you want a deeper massage you can use a golfball. It's hurts like crazy (first time I did it I nearly cried), but it gives relief. And when everything is loose again, you feel so good.

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majlymad 2

smoke weed man it helps alot with my premature arthritis in my knees

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zapte 7

This person knows what he is talking about. Look for massage peanut on internet.

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silveronica5 12

You could try getting a massage, good luck with your back though

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