By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 769
You deserved it 103 421

Same thing different taste

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YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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thisishilarious 0

you deserve this completely; one your dumb enough to bring sprite to a workout, and two pouring water on yourself is not that attractive, its a cry for attention

Guys, carbonated drinks are acidic (CO2 becomes carbonic acid when dissolved in water). That shit burns if it gets in your eyes. It's not just "a little fizz".

Wow it is true, any FML that contains the words ”I wanted to impress him/her” in any way is ALWAYS a YDI. And why bring Sprite if you were gonna be exercising? Water or Gatorade maybe?

I call bullshit. this has to be fake but just in case it isn't, YDI

Nah lyndis, you wish, lol. It's perfectly natural to try and impress the opposite sex. With a billion dollar make up industry you're kidding yourself if you think everyone doesn't try to impress people they're attracted to. Don't get cut no one would go out of their way to impress you though. I'm sure you have "a real nice personality".

I was gonna agree with 33 - she probably got the Sprite in her eyes, hence why she was rubbing her face on her shirt, and she probably also had already been running, which explains why she was hot and sweaty. That said, you still deserved it. Next time don't bring Sprite to a workout, and try to impress people with words, not actions.

Yet again, "wanted to impress"=ydi! This is fun.

It doesn't matter that she was screaming about it getting in her eyes, because you're not supposed to pour shit in your open eyes anyway.