Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of...

By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

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By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

Blinded

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 18:00

Today, I had a lightbulb over my head moment, by which I mean I was changing a blown bulb, which smashed, and I’m now half blind waiting for the surgery to remove the minuscule and yet still excruciating shards of glass from my right eyeball. FML

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You deserved it 109

Protein source

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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You deserved it 157

Headshot

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 14:01

Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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You deserved it 15 637

Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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Keyman1212 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:04

And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:03

Ceilings are bastards

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:29

Running helps too.

sweetgurlxox447 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:54

LOL ;)

hateevryone 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:14

you should have left

prelim_champ 10

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:17

It wasn't really against ALL logic that you looked up; you simply wanted to find the cause of plaster raining down on you.

Dojan 16

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:24

N'aww poor bubsy >

FlyingWhisps 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:42

Heads up, OP! As a consolation, did you find out why bits of plaster were raining down from your ceiling?

Falalala243 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:17

OP's head was up, hense the fml. Do you honestly think Op's heads gunna be up again? hahah

N3766 20

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:48

curiosity much?

melantysaurus 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:54

Owwww :(

ashleys562165 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:03

Why the **** would u look up?!?!?!

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:15

Settle down.

cheerluv15 0

Friday 25 November 2011 3:06

That's rude imagine if you got a price of plaster in your eye? Jerk

ashleys562165 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:04

Hahahah wow...

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Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML

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Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

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Today, while I was wearing a blue coat, a coworker asked me what color my coat was. Confused, I said, “...blue?” He and my other coworkers burst out screaming with laughter. Turns out he didn’t say ‘coat’ but ‘poop’. I work with a bunch of five year-olds. FML

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Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML

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Today, I was out for a walk with my family when we saw a sign that read "you are here." That's when my son asked, "how do they know where we are?" My son is 14 years old. FML

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