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By Soakedandbroke - 26/01/2016 17:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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Thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had 2 textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I face planted with my books flying everywhere. FML

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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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tin_cup 27

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:24

Hey guys, how many times have you cat-called a woman and she came running to you? Hint, stop doing it. It doesn't work.

nickie_94 18

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:19

Are you kidding me? I would've thrown a rock at his window!

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turtlesokay 14

Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:31

Well, that's Texas for you...

sk8erd 15

Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:08

thats the kind of guy who NEVER gets laid. Next time, throw up your middle finger or something! thats what I would do! :)

searchr999 14

Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:31

I hope you can find him.

WittyReference 8

Thursday 28 January 2016 0:08

I would have gotten his plates, and then called the cops so that douche could get charged for harassment

amandaveronica96 14

Thursday 28 January 2016 19:51

I cat-call guys because they cat-call me.

Scorpio01 16

Thursday 28 January 2016 20:30

Keep a spare rock In your handbag... Coz experience tells that you won't find 1 when needed most

Bluedy 17

Saturday 30 January 2016 6:05

'MURICA

MrJenksMan 1

Saturday 30 January 2016 18:01

yeah, this didn't happen.

withmeall 3

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:48

Too bad you didn't have a gun on you. It's all they're good for.

BloodyGlass 10

Monday 1 February 2016 11:39

What an asshole, I wonder what karma has in store for his little temper tantrum?

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