By claytwin - 04/03/2013 20:10 - United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML
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claytwin tells us more.

claytwin 14

My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.

Top comments

They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.

Comments

At least this happened BEFORE you entered the room, so you could turn around and leave without sitting on your shat for quite some time.

I love the way he said, 'politely farted'. How do you politely fart?

everyone farts, don't think too much of it op.

I don't think you fully understand the story. The OP shat himself, you see.

...Uh, he didn't just fart. Reread the FML please.

But not everyone ***** themselves while doing so. That's definitely a bad day.

seansbro56 10

This happened to me except i had the stomach bud and was in the car coming home from a vacation at the beach.

This reminds me of when you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble and I told everyone about it and then repeated it to everyone again and now, it's in cyberspace. Muahaha, love you though, Gretch-Gretch - Love K. Smith.

claytwin 14

You do no know me that never happened K. Smith sorry

CallMeMcFeelii 13

The shitter revealed himself! Haha.

enormouselephant 15

Wow, what made you decide to comment on that one comment? Was it really worth putting your name to this story? WHERE'S THE POOP?

enormouselephant 15

Ah, I just saw your other thread sorry! Still, you're brave.

countryrose92 23

Just be honest and tell your professor, I don't feel good, can we reschedule for tomorrow? And then get your dirty ass to a bathroom ASAP. That sucks dude.

At least you didn't blow a g-ass-ket in his chair..

perdix 29

I hope he's not your Potty Training 101 professor. One whiff and he'll feel like a failure.

mizzmandy87 5
BradTheBrony 19

Okay, good. Now can we move on to words that: A) Are words. And B) Have more than one syllable?