By claytwin - 04/03/2013 20:10 - United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML
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claytwin 14

My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.

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Pleonasm 35

They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.

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Comments

buckdharma 37

Let me get this straight. While entering a office of higher learning, perhaps to see if you were passing class, all the while your stomach churning, you shit yourself while passing gas? I don't think a turd and it's aroma, shouid keep a nerd from his diploma.

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seeoseek 18

Professor, do fart have lumps?? No? Ok then I definitely just shit myself!! Haha

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PincessBoff 6

This almost happened to me twice last night. I woke up and my stomach hurt real bad and I almost decided to fart, then thought "Ehh, I think I'll risk getting cold and quite possibly avoid ******** in my bed." Glad I thought twice. Sorry, OP!

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crackpotL 33

Looks like you lost the guessing game.

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whY402Jay 12

I do that all the time. Don't feel bad.

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lec17 10

I'm sorry for your misfortune

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yaoifreak 8

oh my gosh GROSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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amDes 11

Learn your body and poop often. I can always tell when a poop is waiting and it saves me more times than I can think of!

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dchiam 11

I have no idea how I always get sucked into reading the comments..

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claytwin 14

Solid, well thought out comment that is pertaining to the subject thanks.

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dchiam 11

More solid than you were, clearly.

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