By claytwin - 04/03/2013 20:10 - United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML
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claytwin 14

My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.

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Top comments

Pleonasm 35

They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.

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Comments

lec17 10

I would have been so embarrassed!

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Chumsword 8

Forsaken Farts: always surprising, never appreciated.

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fail_gurl21 7

oh shart... that's a shitty situation.

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l23VIVE 17

Am I the only one that sees the typo in the original post?

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emag_eht 18

You mean "pass gass," right? I'm surprised nobody else said anything.

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CandiBoo 9

Serves him right, spoiling ppls first dreams lol

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CandiBoo 9

That sucks bro, next time make sure to bring extra pants on your next meeting lol

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derkadur 1

Oh lord Jesus it's not a fart! I ran to the bathroom, didn't grab no TP or nothin' Jesus, I ran for my life! But then the poo stains got me. I had to buy a new pair of underwear. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

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Falassalond 16

I laughed waaay too hard at this comment. Thanks for making my night!

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