Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up...

By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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Saturday 16 October 2010 23:18

i pee on my friends while concious

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:45

You were walking to school with no pants on? Sounds like you have worse problems than slipping on ice.

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thanksforwasting 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 8:53

Canada maybe? Dumbass :P

hockey_66 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 10:04

maybe the op peed and it made a puddle, and the friend like sat in it or something

fmlfmlc0de 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:30

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attatood 8

Sunday 17 October 2010 18:09

Ok, I live in Alberta. Where did you find ice? We haven't HAD any yet since last spring. No pants? Peeing through your back? I CALL LIAR!

diegomanguelo 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:16

how the he'll did you pee on her. did your dick slip out when you fell.

happykilla123 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 21:16

douche bag u suk and u kno it

happykilla123 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 21:19

bro if ur weiners falling out ur pants then u got a huge problem! no pun intended

LaL26 4

Sunday 17 October 2010 21:20

unlucky are we? x) bad luck mate ;) and for you friend! I think that your friend will never see you the same way =)

YURSTOOPID 0

Monday 18 October 2010 0:54

Bullshit, there's no snow in Alberta this time of year and unless you were naked, how could you directly piss on your friend

strawberryspacejam 11

Monday 18 October 2010 4:12

If she fell on her face, then it could be possible to pee on her friend. I mean i know she was face down, but ever that the pee spread on the friend? Logic guys