Transportation: Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and...

By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Thanks dude

By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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You deserved it 3 653

By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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You deserved it 3 131

By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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You deserved it 72 422

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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You deserved it 6 197

By Soresack - 04/01/2010 13:34 - United States

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

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You deserved it 3 200

Ice ice baby

By Freezing rain walk - 21/01/2024 21:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML

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You deserved it 99

By tnt007 - 10/01/2010 21:46 - France

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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You deserved it 43 941

nogoodnelly 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:01

Don't kick so hard next time and WOW I never noticed how many cruel, vindictive, laughing bus drivers were out there until I started reading FML. I'm starting to think that most buses are driven around empty by maniacal bus drivers and that you need a miracle to actually get on one.

24788 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:04

What did you learn...? At least you can use the ice on your injuries.

Comments

shananigans 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:45

Why are so many people saying YDI? We don't get ice chunks in Florida but I kick rocks all the time and I know I'm not the only one. Isn't kicking a chunk of ice basically the same? It's just bad luck on the OP's part.

micery 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:02

Yeah, I live in FL too, and i kick rocks all the time. FYL for the OP!

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:03

Ice ripped a hole in the Titanic. It could have done much worse than break your toe. You should be thankful.

rachel_parker 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:30

You have school on Sunday? Or is it a public bus.

TheGuyOverThere 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 22:49

FMLs don't usually get posted on here the same day they're submitted. Besides, the OP never mentioned he was going to school, he could have been going anywhere.

TrollTrollTroll 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:58

this reminds me of the time i spent the day at mcdonalds.

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:52

what did the ice lump ever did to you?

grrrarrrg2 2

Monday 28 December 2009 0:19

Haha oh that blows. I've kicked ice that didnt move and almost tripped before. Never hard enough to break anything tho.

Cheekers1989 0

Monday 28 December 2009 0:30

I totally agree with this poster. You do deserve it, you should have knew better. Next time, you'll remember that, 'cause you might not be as lucky to come out with just a broken toe. Anyways. I'd have done the same thing if I was your bus drive, it's always funny to laugh at other people's stupidity.

tazrick 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:09

i swear dude, i did the exact same thing when i was living in germany. AND the bust driver saw me. kudos :)

Girl12333 0

Monday 28 December 2009 2:16

its a sunday. people do not have school on sunday as far as i know.

mae18_fml 0

Monday 28 December 2009 5:06

he never said it was a school bus

thesucker1994 0

Monday 28 December 2009 5:49

school on a sunday? and during the holiday season?

wolfy_fml 5

Monday 28 December 2009 6:41

Ever heard of public transportation? The transit here goes every day except Christmas, New Years Day and Good Friday. Not all buses are school buses.

DRY0YRD 0

Monday 28 December 2009 16:33

Not only that, but if it was in fact a school bus, even though it says, "Today," on all of them, it takes a while for them to get approved, so it doesn't actually happen on the same day.