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By lolwtfbbq444 - 15/01/2012 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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beanybabe 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:40

Must've hurt for the fish

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:42

Was it the salmon of knowledge

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Ktgurl967 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:01

Poisson d'avril? It's a tradition in France when they switched the new year from April 1st to January 1st. For the people who forgot and were still celebrating the new year on April 1st they were slapped in the face with a real fish for their foolishness. Did this by any chance happen on April 1st?

peanutfoo 19

Monday 2 April 2012 12:47

That sucks but it's hilarious.

neonglostix 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 18:21

Was it a herring? Are you the tallest tree in the forest?

SpearD 4

Thursday 20 December 2012 21:22

The fish slapping dance!

mackischillin 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 18:07

Don't you hate when that happens?

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 19:37

that had to be pretty funny though!

lurch87 18

Sunday 30 August 2015 23:26

anyone else think of the Asterix and Obelix comics haha

daidax_238 26

Tuesday 17 May 2016 19:13

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