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By lolwtfbbq444 - 15/01/2012 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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You deserved it 3 777

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 257

You deserved it 1 211

Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 635

You deserved it 239

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 586

You deserved it 3 641

By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 008

You deserved it 2 802

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 095

You deserved it 277

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 085

You deserved it 4 265

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 856

You deserved it 4 481

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 207

You deserved it 3 009

By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 008

You deserved it 2 465

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 705

You deserved it 758

beanybabe 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:40

Must've hurt for the fish

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:42

Was it the salmon of knowledge

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totalnewbeeee 1

Monday 16 January 2012 1:46

If it upsets u that much hit them back and stop complaining

AspynMicaela 1

Monday 16 January 2012 1:48

WTF?!?!

hotsaucespider 5

Monday 16 January 2012 1:49

Was it one of the vaudeville guys from Family Guy?

SelenaMilkshake 17

Monday 16 January 2012 2:31

"knock knock" "whose there?" "fish" "fish who?" "im gonna hit you in the head with a fish" "huhh" -slap- "hurhurhur good one"

Not_You_Again 15

Monday 16 January 2012 3:21

Loved the amanda show!

alliebaba7 8

Monday 16 January 2012 2:47

Wtf random

Butter_Cakes 5

Monday 16 January 2012 3:15

Sounds fishy..

brendonuriepatd 8

Monday 16 January 2012 3:48

Uhhh hullo!!! It's slap an innocent person in the face with a fish day!!My Goodness do you live under a rock?!

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 16 January 2012 3:59

Was it a blowfish?

BadBoyz90210 0

Monday 16 January 2012 4:00

Did you somehow enter before tales, and was that the story of jonah...

Kiafis 2

Monday 16 January 2012 4:06

Ye be off the edge of the map mate, Here there be Ninevites!

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Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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You deserved it 676

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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You deserved it 171

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 623

You deserved it 4 922

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 364

You deserved it 5 717

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 533

You deserved it 116

Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML

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You deserved it 109

Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML

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You deserved it 749

Same thing different taste

Classic move

Sorry Sharon

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

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