By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
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justsayfuck 5

Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.

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BahahahLOL 0

Oh thats just nastaaay!

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afdude87 6

at least it wasn't on video or infront of customers :) but yeah, shit happens, just sometimes in your pants.

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soccerguy77 0

Mrs. Poopy pants shall be your new name =]. []D[][]/[][]D

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FaberDriveLuv 5

FYL that really sucks...hope you feel better though, OP :]

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Must've been a huge dump to have knocked you out

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Stupified 0

^No, op is just a hypochondriac who watces too much Scrubs.

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rushiee 0

ahahahaha sorry nothing to say now everyone took the good comments.

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MykeLytorus 0

It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist ftw dur dur.

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Stupified 0

Op what's your new nickname? Old Poopants? Mrs. Hankey? Pooper Dooper? That girl who's ass is so loose she can't keep her shit in? Obama?

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WTSchool 0

I laughed so hard when I read 'and pooped myself'. Hah. FYL.

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MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

#37. that would have been funny if 10 people didn't already say it......???

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pink_mx_braap 0

I have spells like that bc of a stupid dentist but I'm thankful I don't poo... I hope you get better!

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SCARYMUSIC 0

well next don't leave something you love with a irresponsible person stupid

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linkinpark98 23

14 - Go die. In a hole.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

It's like I've heard this saying a million times, let's make a million and one

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nmsm 1

3 isn't a win 3 is just another comment like the other comments on an FML about crap.

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illmatic2 16

Agree with 42. You see the same puns on all fmls about poop.

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Brittney_E 0

i laughed at it... ._.

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justsayfuck 5

Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.

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MattC13 0

Wait until someone does something worse. But in the meantime, FYL.

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alexangel33 18

When is something gonna happen that is worse that ******** urself while passed out lol

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's WAY worse than jizzing in your pants. I think The Lonely Island should write a song about this...

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Thats_Mclovin_2U 0

Nice one :p

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birdmansangel 0

do you really think she will answer?

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illmatic2 16

Sometimes they do. But you're right probably not.

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DogmaT_fml 4

man you must have been pooped out!

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Toggybbz 0

Awh, poor you. Some guys can be total dicks. Next time fine someone you can trust, but until then, good luck.

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SomePeoplesChild 0

ugh, did I miss something here?

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Fmelikeuhateme 24

Find how? Fainted? OP had no options but to do what was done. No one could know that this would happen.

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