Transportation: Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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Bye!

By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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nomadxx7 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:04

Wow that sucks. Little word of advice... To be early is to be on time To be on time is to be late Just an age old adage my parents taught me.

Chaith 16

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:04

I can see this happening. Out of the handful of bus drivers I've met, they all hate one thing more then any other: People that risk their neck and jump through hoops to get on a bus.

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monzie94 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:49

Your fault for being late.

BrandNewKadillak 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:56

I'm pretty sure I saw this one like three weeks ago.

manoverboard 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:06

At least you didn't get your hand chopped off. Be grateful. xD

Vincenzo_fml 1

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:06

The bus drivers don't leave by your watch, they leave by theirs. He can either wait for you to get on, pay and take your seat and hold everyone else up, or leave and have you catch the next one. Everyone else made it on time, you didn't.

juicyfresh 7

Friday 17 August 2012 9:55

you moron. letting this guy get on would take up a fraction of a second

aynonymous 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:10

ydi you never know what kind of freak is behind the wheel dont take risks like that hope youre okay though:/

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:11

lol #2, never taken public transit have you? The criteria for being a bus driver is either be extremely cranky or extremely jolly, and the jolly ones are a minority

summersun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:18

totally something my old bus driver would have done if she had the chance. call the bus garage... the number is on the back of the bus :)

fifthwheel00 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:54

has anyone else noticed this anonymous guy's posted like 50 fmls?

vengeance501 8

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:28

I hope you're joking.

Kikiers21042 18

Friday 2 January 2015 4:18

How can you tell??

itsTiffany 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 18:23

Wow... an asshole bus driver on a power trip.

devin333 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 18:24

#13 - I really hope you take public transit every day. Also what bus driver waits for someone to sit down before leaving? Here they don't even wait for you to pay if you don't have your money ready, it takes 5 seconds max yet they do this all the time, and I've had bus drivers pull over on the highway to get a sandwitch for themselves.