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By jeanrose2013 - 23/10/2012 22:12 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML

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You deserved it 3 199

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 519

You deserved it 4 776

By TayTay - 16/05/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

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You deserved it 12 445

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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You deserved it 10 197

By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 042

You deserved it 2 942

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 198

You deserved it 4 392

The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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You deserved it 334

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 185 529

You deserved it 12 048

By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 898

You deserved it 2 787

tiff99_fml 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:01

Jerk. I'd consider it too lol :/

Rosicles 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:09

We, are NEVER EVER EVER..

Comments

oj101 33

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:27

The story sounds like a Taylor Swift song... oh the irony!

xmyax3 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 13:23

Today I was walking down the street a complete stranger told me I look like a famous singer ohhh my boyfriend defended the singer not me so I'm like what?ohhhh x20

deegeebee 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:27

That's a hell of a reaction to such a harmless comment! Jeez, just imagine what he would've done if the guy actually insulted you...

spaboolly 26

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:36

Probably not much.

misshex 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:33

Yeah you probably should.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:52

He should've just kept his mouth shut and hands to himself.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:54

I'm wondering why you're still with him.

leogachi 15

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:56

Taylor Swift is gorgeous, and if your boyfriend doesn't see what a total stranger does, he doesn't deserve you.

perdix 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 10:17

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ayzee_fml 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 11:53

Except it seems like he was defending Swift's honor more than defending the OP. Weird.

kiwienne 21

Wednesday 24 October 2012 12:17

#28 - In my world they are, and I'm not even that hot!

rockstar362 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:19

Yeah I bet it came out the wrong way. Sounds like a decent guy to me

IPoopedOnU 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:20

All the other guy did was say that she looked like Taylor Swift. And her boyfriend punched the guy because he thought the guy was insulting Taylor swift because he was calling his GF ugly. You are retarted...

kerrywoodwins20 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 10:31

My guess is the OP has absolutely no problem with a guy flirting with her right in front of her boyfriend's face. So the girl is oblivious to her boyfriend's feelings and the boyfriend is oblivious to her feelings. Sounds about right.

spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 10:32

considering he punches people randomly in the street, leave him before he batters you.

perdix 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 10:40

That wasn't random. The other guy tried to bird-dog the OP right in front of his face. How would you feel if some girl came up to your bf and told him he looked like some hot guy on TV, like Squidward? Huh?

DasHaas 9

Wednesday 24 October 2012 16:44

The correct response would be to say "He's right you know" and not be a jealous prick who doesn't trust his partner to not sleep with anyone throwing a compliment their way.