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By jeanrose2013 - 23/10/2012 22:12 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML

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Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 776

By TayTay - 16/05/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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You deserved it 10 197

By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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You deserved it 2 942

So romantic

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

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You deserved it 4 392

The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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You deserved it 12 048

By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 787

tiff99_fml 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:01

Jerk. I'd consider it too lol :/

Rosicles 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:09

We, are NEVER EVER EVER..

Comments

gypsymoon 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 16:24

I say go for it

marramrammar 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 16:35

Yup you have a mental giant! Roll on girl

chippa 24

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:08

Taylor Swift looks like a horse.

ellytoad 13

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:08

How so?

chippa 24

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:16

She's got a funny mouth, weird horse eyes, and a mane.

gregkingsley 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:35

Beyonce's video was still better lol

BobbieH 19

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:42

What did you're bf think he was stating by making that comment? Let alone punching the guy. Sounds like you might want to take your Taylor Swift looking self and move on!

breathemein 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:01

But can you sing like her? Lol

graphicstyle7 17

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:28

Really? That's bizarre. Time to move on.

StephenStills 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:33

You sure know how to pick a winner. :) It's astonishing how many girls on here will post FMLs about their shitty boyfriends... It's almost like they're looking for sympathy but that couldn't be true because they're the ones dating these assholes, right?