Love: Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half...

By ManInTrouble - 16/03/2010 04:50 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

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Jackiess22 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:51

Shit

bigdickprick 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:54

Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.

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shessocold 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:26

Maybe she ordered it herself because she wants to get married and you didn't sound like you were going to ask. Girl's a genius.

buttshapedfruit 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:26

hahahaha this Is interesting

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:29

How did y'all miss it? It's the OP's mom that ordered the plane! She wants grandkids and wants her son to quit dicking around with Cassie and either marry her and make babies, or break them up so he can find suitable wife material. Moms!: They can be the biggest bitches!

SeedlessMe 13

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:06

Ahahahaha Mr Perdix has done it again... You always manage to see through the BS to the clearer picture :-D

78euge781995 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:32

you're f***** OP. Either follow up with the wedding or tell her the thruth, maybe she'll understand.

RobD5160 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:51

Game over.

ironjohn1989 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:52

you've been going with her for a year and a half? should have just gone with it, that's an expensive setup there.

doriangray2 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:09

well do you wanna marry her...cuz then that shit just worked out in your favor!!!! lmao

Ookami87 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:12

most say, do you love her? do you wanna marry her? I say that was destiny calling!

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:25

what is with all you idiots immediately jumping to "well then why dont you marry her?" what if he didnt want to? which he obviously doesnt since he posted this on FML. what if she ordered it herself and is just allaround crazy? OP, what you should really do is just tell her it wasnt you who ordered it and tell her the truth. if you cant do something as simple as that then you deserve to be in a horrible marriage.

apintsizepeanut_fml 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:25

well that saves you the money of getting a plane! haha… my first thought was that some other guy ordered a plane and asked her, while she was dating you.