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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when a little guy walked up and flirted with her. I'm a pretty weak guy and he looked weaker, so I gave him a little push and said "Back off". He's actually not weak at all. I've got a black eye and a girlfriend who won't stop laughing to prove it. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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kurukururock 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 23:13

What's your problem? You should be flattered that another guy wants to flirt with your girlfriend, she must be attractive. If he was touching her or something, yeah, I would've gotten angry and probably told him to back off too. But that was really uncalled for, and YDI.

dave202 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 23:12

wow you need to lighten up, not every guy who talks to your girlfriend wants to take her from you.

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CaptainBlake 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 7:05

Straight from bad-ass to sore-ass. Nice. YDI, tough guy.

SNOTTYBONES 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 22:08

My brother is a 3rd degree black belt in quan po. It is a form of street fighting. He is very little but knows how to kill a man with his bare hands. Just remember you never know. Also didn't your mom ever tell you to watch out for the little ones?

ilovelucy92 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:08

technically you have a black eye to prove it. just sayin.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:12

Darn those midgets! Always getting into shannanigans!

TallyAttack 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 17:07

Thank god my boyfriend has a six-pack. FYL.

dangletsbang21 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:57

agree with número cuatro :)

ghost010 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:35

At least you stood up for yourself and your girlfriend. Perhaps you should mark your territory, some guy in another post marked her in the shower, she didn't even notice. *hint hint*