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By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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You deserved it 12 940

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 919

You deserved it 15 163

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 196

You deserved it 78 191

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 682

You deserved it 25 655

Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 111 928

You deserved it 4 674

Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 129 360

You deserved it 6 575

Skittish

By sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - 12/07/2015 19:56 - United States - Killeen

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 112

You deserved it 2 877

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 286

You deserved it 4 145

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 773

You deserved it 41 769

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 788

You deserved it 5 109

Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 240

You deserved it 307

Cessari 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

LOL You've been watching too many super hero movies

Shihaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:03

It's the thought that counts.

Comments

xxsmilingclover 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 8:15

aww haha thats so sweet

edobean 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:27

Awww that's so sweet of u <3

MrPacMan36 4

Monday 13 July 2009 9:34

better safe than sorry

alson 0

Monday 31 August 2009 10:18

That's really cute and I agree with #2 it's the thought that counts.

oxrox 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:06

You're dumb.

CANTTOUCHMASWAG 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 4:47

wow man your girlfriend sounds like a **** !!!!!

Iellwen 12

Thursday 29 December 2011 14:50

Wow, you sound like a moron that doesn't even know what a **** is...!

muffinkitty 15

Monday 2 August 2010 5:55

pssh. I wouldn't be mad if I were her! u thought she was gonna get hurt! least u care! but since she is, I agree ur life sucks. :/ I hope she understands op.

nietzscheisdead 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:50

So you make a habit out of tackling people to the ground... so neither of you can move and you both die? I don't see why even a playful shove wouldn't have sufficed you overly eccentric, pseudo-chivalric tool...

likeabaws 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:37

I don't really like concussions either because they don't really do much. your enemy can still shoot you.that's why I use flashbangs xD anybody else get this? :D