By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 06:18 - Canada

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Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADHD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
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perdix 29

I thought Marge's blue pubes would help you get to the finish line.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

49- I'm not ******* emo so stop trolling u fag

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ewputthataway 0

I like candycanes.

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Okayitwasme 0

Viagra.... Won't matter if you get distracted. You can go back to it. LoL

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Torva_fml 16

Why are you all freaking ou..... CAT!!!!!

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hellbilly205 17

Op, the simpsons being yellow, and you wanking it should not go together i mean come on who.... oooh look a shiny nickel!

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xk75 4

Maybe my expectations are high, but OP, you posted from Canada. Surely you can get reasonably affordable medical attention, soon, for your problem. Good luck!

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