By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 06:18 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADHD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 120
You deserved it 6 330
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

perdix 29

I thought Marge's blue pubes would help you get to the finish line.

241 10

Comments

kyrosk91 6

If it gets to the point where you can't concentrate enough to **********, I'd suggest talking to your doctor about medication. Just saying. If you can't focus enough to **********, you probably can't focus on anything else.

6 1
PixiXOXO 11

The Simpsons are yellow because the people who created them wanted the viewers to be confused, and try to change the colour on their TV so they would look right. So it's simply a joke from the creators. Now there is at least one less question to distract you next time ;b..

4 9
Xx_Dakota_xX 1

^ A praying mantis! :O ^

22 12
gxhfhvv 1

The simpsons are yellow so that when ppl are going through chanels they stick out and ppl notice it and go back to see what it was and watch it

3 6
DynamicDave 11

^ An emo taking a picture of himself in the mirror!

104 9
tracebarton 0

Does anyone notice that this FML is the 4th one this week talking about jacking off? I guess December doesn't have much going on

18 0
Ashystar 1

they r yellow coz matt groening wanted to make ppl think there tv colour was off! quoted from the lady who voices Lisa

3 6
kyrosk91 6

Not exactly a quote but it works...somehow.

0 1
docscientist 9

An emo taking a picture got mauled today while crossing paths with a bear

7 27