By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 011
You deserved it 2 533

Same thing different taste

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It sounds like your family members are the only asses in this picture. Sorry OP

Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!

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How very enlightening! I do believe we all have eternally benefited from your great and hypothetical deeds. Your wit and cunning is exceeded only by your generosity. Seriously though, your comment was pointless.

Sorry 29, is say that's a standard statement for a 13 year old.

Why are you using a wash cloth used to wipe your ass? -Sincerely, toilet paper

My aunt used one of my brother's socks because we were out of toilet paper.

Don't worry op, I'm sure they'll move on to much more creative nicknames in the coming weeks

RedPillSucks 31

like AssAssIn, for killing them with cluelessness. OP should never use an unknown washcloth to wash her face

RedPillSucks 31

some people use a washcloth to wash their ass and another for the rest of their body. so they're not wiping bits of ass all over their body

Why would anyone use a washcloth to do that?

Does she use more than one or something? Does it matter?

If she uses a washcloth to wipe her butt, then I sure hope she uses a different one to wash her body with!

That's on her. Why doesn't she use paper product like the rest of us??

Well your mom sounds like a classy lady...