By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
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Drigr 9

Poor guy.. He needs to work on that, I would hate to not be able to french kiss my girl.

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Kallian_fml 21

Well damn. How long is your tongue?

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yenidewi 11

tell her about that, why did u have to be jealous with a dog ? hahhahahhahaha ... X'D

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perdix 29

I doubt your tongue reached that far. Perhaps, your tongue tastes like ipecac, . . . or shit.

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yenidewi 11

maybe u had to swallow a mint candy first ... lolz

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redmane 21

First of all, swallowing a mint candy would do nothing for bad breath. I suggest chewing first. Second of all, the FML says he gagged from her tongue, not her breath.

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perdix 29

You're in the wrong region of Switzerland to be doing French kissing. You need to be doing German kissing, which means you keep your lips closed tightly and keep your faces at least two feet apart.

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nvo 6

Slow down, girl ... it's not about how much tongue you can sink into him! Let your tongue play with his tongue, 'invite' him over ... take turns, etc. It's a dialog, you know?

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ittybitttyme 8

Damn, how far back did you put your tongue?!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tickled his tonsils.

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CanCann 16

Sounds like you two are too young to be kissing.

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doodlecloud 26

There is literally nothing here that says they're too young. It's not like they were dry humping or something. You have to learn how to kiss at some point.

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CanCann 16

Just saying, in today's society, most first kisses are happening by early teens. I'd be surprised if OP was over 14. Parents can believe what they want of their angels but in the school systems, with the various demographics I've worked in, making out, pranks, bullying, and acting out to impress friends have been consistent problems amongst kids primarily 12 and up. Besides how many grown men will continue kissing in ways that he knows will make him upchuck?

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love_me_electric 20

Really? How do you get out of that post that they're under 14? OP sure doesn't type like 90% of 13 year olds I know. They could both be inexperienced 17 year olds for all you know.

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friedbunnies 9

Well at least he isn't gay...

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kerrywoodwins20 2

Maybe you are that bad? Why assume it is his gag reflex? Your tongue isn't supposed to go very deep, you know...

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