By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
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Drigr 9

Poor guy.. He needs to work on that, I would hate to not be able to french kiss my girl.

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Kallian_fml 21

Well damn. How long is your tongue?

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CharresBarkrey 15

OP's boyfriend vomited from her tongue, not her breath. Re-read the FML.

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flea_of_death 23

I dunno...there were times when my ex and I would French kiss and his breath would be so bad I almost barfed...the tongue can taste worse than the breath O.o (sorry if that's tmi. And I hope that all made sense =) )

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missababgaga 19

Perhaps he was nervous too! So nervous that he ended up showing you what he ate earlier in the day...

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gracehi 31

The tonsils are an organ, OP...not a goal.

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nancyschmancy 9

Graci, you are just so funny! Your posts always crack me up. Keep on posting you are hilarious!

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MedKits 9

Nancy, you are just such a kissass! Your posts always make you seem like a kissass to me. Keep on ass kissing you are hilarious!

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nancyschmancy 9

Wow, Meds, why so hostile? Grace isn't my boss and I sure as hell am not trying to impress anyone, least of all a punk ass like you. I believe in giving kudos when due and Grace deserves it. She's a stitch!

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MedKits 9

I'm just extremely sarcastic, try not to think of it as hostility. I'm sure you will anyways, however.

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Draxanoth 15

There's a difference between making out, and trying to lick his uvula OP. Worst I had was a clashing of the teeth.

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Jennielee 6

Ugh, that happened to me once. The grinding noise of the teeth scrapping each other. Eww, the thought of it still sends a shiver down my spine.

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Draxanoth 15

Ahh! No more! Making my teeth hurt!

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Jennielee 6

Scared for life! Sucks that will always be your first memory. Word of advice, gentle explore his mouth with your tongue don't shove it down his throat. Keep practicing!

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Jennielee 6

Yup scarred! I swear I hit R twice. I should of proof read it but I'm lazy. :)

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BossPathfinderGM 14

Yes, gentle is key, gentle and flirty. A swipe across a lip, a light tap on the tip of their tongue, that's enough. No throat diving.

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Jennielee 6

Obviously I'm referring to the poster due to the way they describe the way they kiss. I was also joking. Hence, the lol.

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BossPathfinderGM 14

Flattered, I'm sure, but my wife may have an objection to that! Hahaha!

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RedPillSucks 31

This is FML. You're suppose to say 'three-some' and go for it.

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annie_nk 22

19 - You got it right! Little things like a lip lick or tap are far more sensual anyway. No one likes tonsil hockey.

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Kirstie93 5

maybe your tongue just tasted like poo? haha

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LiesAndMischief 4

Tell me I am not the only one thinking of Stan and Wendy from South Park. xD

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