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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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Drigr 9

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Poor guy.. He needs to work on that, I would hate to not be able to french kiss my girl.

Kallian_fml 21

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:20

Well damn. How long is your tongue?

Comments

paintballnuts 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 10:43

Maybe stick to French toast all the best op

Meme1988 18

Saturday 27 October 2012 10:46

Thats so:(omg i feel so bad for both of you

dangousity 21

Saturday 27 October 2012 10:53

Long tongue?

doodlecloud 26

Saturday 27 October 2012 11:12

Mega sucks but I'm betting the problem was less his 'very sensitive gag reflex' and more the fact that you stuck your tongue waaay to far in. You did say it was your first time after all. Don't worry though, you'll get better with practice. Don't pretend it wasn't at least partly your fault though as then you'll never learn!

pdp_fml 21

Saturday 27 October 2012 11:23

I can still remember "frenching" with my future wife, while we were dating around 40 years ago. Try,try again! You should just not try to go too far into his mouth as to initiate his gag reflex.

Tuffay 14

Saturday 27 October 2012 15:07

Do you still have the shirt? I used to have the same one...

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 28 October 2012 10:55

Wow, you must be as old as I am. Welcome baby boomer to the FML site!

katties 27

Saturday 27 October 2012 12:54

I hope you kissed him the proper way: "tongue touching" and not sticking your tongue far into his mouth... right? No, but seriously, sometimes that can happen if he tried to swallow at the same time as you stuck your tongue in, which in rare cases actually leads to... that.

Twisted_Angel 17

Saturday 27 October 2012 14:25

Just be glad he ralphed moments later, and not at that exact moment... because that would have been really nasty.

Special_Psycho 8

Saturday 27 October 2012 15:07

Well, I'm sure you'll be able to survive not French-kissing. It's a bit sad and still a bit annoying.

xplainphrox 8

Saturday 27 October 2012 15:38

Ouch! Not that this would be his issue, but my brother once tried to "be straight" so was dating his bestest female friend... They got to kissing, and he barely avoided retching in her mouth... Some times, it is what it is... Sorry for ya just the same..!