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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By Ghostie - 02/07/2009 09:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Dad!

By ScarredDaughter - 29/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

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whirlednews 8

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:19

At least you weren't sitting between them...

jtthegr8 26

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:18

That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?

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MDTeddy 13

Sunday 7 April 2013 6:02

Turn the tv up super loud and throw the remote at them and tell them. Some parents are messed up.

nvo 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:02

So ... you suppose they have sex ONCE to conceive YOU and then live happily ever after in celibacy? Grow up and be happy for your parents that they still have a sex life!

Spark_Slicker 19

Sunday 7 April 2013 16:31

When did OP ever insinuate how many times their parents should have sex? OP was just uncomfortable because they started making out right while he/she was there, and can you blame them?

Angeuh_fml 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:33

"And now Honey, we'll explain to you how babies are made ..."

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 7 April 2013 12:44

Wow it's one thing to know that your parents have a sex life, it's another one that they think they can make out in front of you.

lininnes 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 13:35

I guess this is what they called 4D movie...

Thatmascot 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 23:05

And people question "our" generation. Decency was lost a long, long time ago.

Perfectg 9

Monday 8 April 2013 17:01

Give the people some space

dead_insects 18

Tuesday 9 April 2013 4:45

*shudders* that was wonderfully disturbing!! ^_^

GrandpaSmith 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 11:45

One of the fun things about being a parent to teenage kids is to creatively, but carefully, embarrass them. Your parents are magnificent! Play along with them--express exaggerated embarrassment, get up and go to their room and turn on their tv (irony, anyone?), think of a clever rejoinder for next time, ... There will be a next time, BTW. Count on it.