Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales...

By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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Gun control

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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Doofus

By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

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bannamann 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:08

Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin

fml8396 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:06

Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!

Comments

lylejack 10

Monday 17 October 2011 2:47

But painballs don't really hurt, Whilst BB Guns sting like hell for a second or so :P

carleybeak 21

Monday 17 October 2011 4:00

?ve been shot in the leg before, it hurts like a bitch.

terran36 0

Monday 17 October 2011 4:01

Grow up,its plastic,ive been shot in the back of the head with one and i didnt even murmer a sound

alsexychick 3

Monday 17 October 2011 4:17

OWWWW!!!!! That bitch! But it does hurt my ex. Boyfriend shot me in the arm. Two seconds later he got shot by my brother. Awww gotta love your bros ;)

bassperson 0

Monday 17 October 2011 4:27

Suck it up i get shot by those on a weekly basis

evil_toad 0

Monday 17 October 2011 4:33

Pellet bb gun?

pitafrench 2

Monday 17 October 2011 4:42

Its called an airsoft gun

shadyxlane 4

Monday 17 October 2011 5:04

Screaming? Really? I understand that depending on the shot it might hurt but I don't think it'll hurt bad enough to scream. Like everyone said there's airsoft and paintball where they shoot you and no one screams. My sister was shot in the head with no gear at point blank range with a paintball and she didn't yell or scream. I've been hit with a BB and it didn't even hurt. Suck it up OP your making us females look like babies.