Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales...

By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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Gun control

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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Doofus

By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

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bannamann 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:08

Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin

fml8396 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:06

Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!

Comments

alexsantosisbomb 0

Monday 17 October 2011 5:34

its just a airsoft gun not like a real gun but its still illegal to shoot someone with one

kate1238 9

Monday 17 October 2011 6:02

My brother shot me with one of those once hes like just let me it wont hurt ya it hurt and left a big welt on my ankle

ashleymwall 6

Monday 17 October 2011 6:27

My cousins and my brother used to shoot us with those things.

RockstarRN 10

Monday 17 October 2011 7:50

At least he knows it isn't easy!

that1kid82 2

Monday 17 October 2011 10:51

Did it hurt?

hilarious9s 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:21

It's called an airsoft gun. Duh.

ellabella1987 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:42

I once shot my brother in the forehead with a metal pelet bb gun o_O could be worse ^_^

samurninja 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:59

Woman up, they dont hurt that much. Jeez

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:11

the little turd needs to be taught some basic gun safety, and if it doesn't stick, the BB gun needs to be taken away. dumbshits like him get people killed and give gun grabbers ammo to get our guns restricted and eventually taken away.

baconstripslover 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:22

you should all lighten up a little, you are all forgetting that OP was NOT expecting to get hit, which makes it a lot worse. Also, if you ask anyone in the airsoft community, they will more likely than not say that being shot in the leg DOES hurt the most (not enough to scream, but OP is a girl and was not expecting it and had probably never been hit before).