Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales...

By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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Doofus

By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

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bannamann 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:08

Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin

fml8396 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:06

Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!

Comments

lizard399 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:56

I once asked my uncle this (except with a paintball gun) and he shot himself in the foot as a demonstration. Then tried to convince me I should do it to 0_o then he walked away and screamed bloody Mary around the corner, as if the corner was sound proof..

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:59

Why didn't he just shoot your sister since she was the one that asked?

smump 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:08

Seriously? I have BB gun battles with 20 other ppl on the weekend everyones gun shoots 390 feet per seconds at least and even that it only stings for a moment and I'm 15.

DeathBunny218 37

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:59

Well you are used to being shot, you expect to be shot, most of the time it isn't at point blank (as i assume it was in this case), and it could have been shot at her bare skin.

afulks78 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:13

Well duh it hurts

The_Troller 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:13

Well it couldn't be THAT bad. I have wars with them with my friends and they only hurt for about 10-20 seconds. Not really FML worthy.

ShadowAdrii 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:04

Epic

SwtCherryPie 26

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:10

this made me lol hard

bookmom 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:11

What a jerk. The story doesn't strike me as funny. This guy sounds like a psychopath. Whether an airsoft hurts or not the fact is you don't answer a hypothetical and innocent question by inflicting a shot of anything on an innocent bystander.

pfx2_fml 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:54

Dude you need to Calm. The. ****. Down

pfx2_fml 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:55

Dude you need to Calm. The. ****. Down

MandieL 27

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:29

Although, I agree fyl for having a douche bag for a cousin, I have been shot plenty with plastic BBs and it doesn't hurt the way you are describing it, I agree with a comment farther up, wait till child birth, I feel bad for you as it seems you have a low pain threshold. Good luck! :(