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By ayeayeboy19 - 11/09/2014 14:57 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was watching "My Strange Addiction". The woman featured ate rocks. While judging her weird habit, I realised I was chewing on a coat-hanger the whole time. FML

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Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 01:57 - United States

Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML

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By Somethingswrongwiththispic - 05/08/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Thursday 11 September 2014 22:02

Don't get too hung up about it

mla2000 15

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:00

Haha.... Don't be a hypocrite OP!

Comments

sorryheadphones 26

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:24

At least you're not eating the hangers

giantsfan2010 23

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:25

You just spaced out and didn't realize what you were doing right?

octopussperm125 18

Friday 12 September 2014 4:25

I wanna know why she just happened to have a hanger in her hand while sitting watching tv

Krbsmommy 8

Friday 12 September 2014 10:55

Maybe they were doing laundry?

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:43

'Hang' in there OP

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:52

Not that different to absently chewing a pen or pencil really. It's not like you were actually eating the coat hanger so don't get too hung up on this.