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By ayeayeboy19 - 11/09/2014 14:57 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was watching "My Strange Addiction". The woman featured ate rocks. While judging her weird habit, I realised I was chewing on a coat-hanger the whole time. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 01:57 - United States

Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML

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By Somethingswrongwiththispic - 05/08/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Thursday 11 September 2014 22:02

Don't get too hung up about it

mla2000 15

Thursday 11 September 2014 22:00

Haha.... Don't be a hypocrite OP!

Comments

CaptainCore993 19

Friday 12 September 2014 17:43

Should be featured on the show?

booboogirl2026 7

Friday 12 September 2014 19:29

I chew on my phone

ryanator008 23

Friday 12 September 2014 22:15

I'd hope it's one of those ones that are really durable...

AFaye3964 17

Saturday 13 September 2014 2:31

I chew on plastic.. #Don'tJudgeMe

TJRou09 10

Saturday 13 September 2014 3:16

eh no worries I do the same shit. chewing and eating are different. ...I think

pitapizzaparty 18

Sunday 14 September 2014 2:25

I dont like any kind of rocks to chew on i only like milky way

Chibi_Kitten 24

Monday 15 September 2014 22:50

You might be iron or zinc deficient. Sounds like you have the symptoms of PICA, if this is not something you were doing absentmindedly.

anybootyfml 6

Tuesday 16 September 2014 5:02

It's okay I'm sitting here chewing on a bobby pin. ??

_THINK_ 6

Saturday 20 September 2014 7:30

I`m glad I am not the only one.

DUBSTEPMON 13

Sunday 28 December 2014 3:33

Realized*

Skyfoogle 14

Thursday 21 April 2016 20:18

I did NOT see that coming!!

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Today, I informed my daughter-in-law that I’m a granny, not an unpaid, on-call 24/7 babysitter, and no, I will not be babysitting her kids all day so she can go to an all-day brunch with her similarly selfish girlfriends. She threw an actual tantrum and threatened to put me in a home. FML

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Today, it was my twenty-first birthday, and a couple of friends took me out to celebrate. After ordering us shots throughout the night, my friends took off abruptly, leaving me with my very first bar tab. FML

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Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

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Today, I made popcorn shrimp. My dog was being a whiner so I gave her one of the shrimp. I guess she didn't like it because she hopped right back up and spat it out on my plate. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML

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