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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

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By analinguist - 20/02/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

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Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML

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By D.M - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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krez 20

Friday 8 January 2010 15:59

Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.

JManHobbs 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:09

"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have ******* awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.

Comments

The_Disturbed 5

Friday 8 January 2010 15:52

lol. You sad git xD

MiGman 5

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:04

op that's why you do this when there not home. it's even worse when you and your dad do this at the same time

blo0_starZz 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:50

AHAHAHA! i lol'd :')

BrutalFbomb 5

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:42

use the force to grow some balls, you must. hmm yesh.

Hoplaka 0

Friday 3 September 2010 5:38

What's a git? Is that an it but very feminine? Lol

Overseer211 1

Friday 17 June 2011 3:33

YODA NEEDED HELP GUISE HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT.

ammerhammer 3

Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:22

On Harry potter, a git is like a jerk or a dick. I'm assuming its a British thing

nikki908 3

Friday 8 January 2010 15:53

And you did it in front of them? YDI

nikki908 3

Friday 8 January 2010 15:56

Use the force, young J-walker

quade25 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:16

yes smarticles

damienwatkins 0

Friday 8 January 2010 15:59

...why?

krez 20

Friday 8 January 2010 15:59

Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.

CaptainAtMan 3

Friday 8 January 2010 16:07

agreed

daydreamstar 7

Friday 8 January 2010 16:08

but, 7, Yoda is a good, Old Republic Jedi who believes Force choking is the Sith way :)

APenguin 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:48

Yet hangs around with a Jedi who uses the Dark side (Mace Windu). :P

Gstone5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:22

this is when u know u need to get a life...

daydreamstar 7

Friday 8 January 2010 16:00

# 3 wins this page! lmao! OP: youre bantha fodder XDXDXD now use your money and go buy some sense.. and not the sixth one.

jeesse 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:01

is this a real fml??

JManHobbs 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:09

"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have ******* awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.

fireandice27 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:25

^ This. I was a little confused at the 'instinctively' part too

TheOptimist 0

Friday 16 July 2010 23:06

12 wasn't confused by the instinctively part, he was emphasizing his point about the OP being a loser by saying instinctively with quotation marks and a question mark.