Geek: Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda...

By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 133

You deserved it 39 903

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 962

You deserved it 4 898

By analinguist - 20/02/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 918

You deserved it 45 911

By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 239

You deserved it 4 096

By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 987

You deserved it 35 136

He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

By padmelover - 27/08/2022 22:00

Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 552

You deserved it 202

By sister of an angry nerd - 23/12/2015 06:09

Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 384

You deserved it 3 179

Ouch

By Annalise - 16/12/2022 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

I agree, your life sucks 544

You deserved it 806

Thematical

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 13:00

Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 516

You deserved it 145

By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 783

You deserved it 32 275

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 766

You deserved it 7 944

krez 20

Friday 8 January 2010 15:59

Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.

JManHobbs 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:09

"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have ******* awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.

Comments

SilentWindmill 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:07

You have no life.

Scubadiver172001 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:28

having an imagination is not a crime

Domino_masque 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:29

They wouldn't have laughed if your attempt to help Yoda ended with your tv rocketing through the ceiling. try harder next time

harrypotterfan12 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:34

lol #102 and #99

frikkinhannah 0

Monday 22 March 2010 20:34

#3 and everyone that replied to it is a win.

Critter456 0

Friday 11 June 2010 6:54

NERD!!! XD

egging 0

Friday 25 June 2010 7:36

awe. this is one of the few that has made me smile! <3

kneecole 0

Monday 5 July 2010 22:12

Haha I love this xD

unhappychick32 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:28

Up shut the ****

MetallicaRules19 4

Friday 3 September 2010 12:22

ydi for living in new south wales, queensland is way better

Keywords

Money Scams Food Parents Relatable Health Growing old Love Lonely Games Miscellaneous Work Cheating Weird Awkward Romantic Birthday Sex Intimacy Ironic Shopping Embarrassing Sexting Porn Confused Restaurants Cute Family Kids Music

The Top

Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 107

You deserved it 3 385

Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm, and cause cancer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 337

You deserved it 5 152

The Top

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 752

You deserved it 630

Today, I was in charge of taking a delivery of new office chairs for the meeting room at work. The delivery men took the old chairs, but left without delivering the new ones. I can't get in contact with them, and we have a big meeting first thing tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 256

You deserved it 4 317

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 171

You deserved it 3 881

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 937

You deserved it 3 105

Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 579

You deserved it 1 638

Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 370

You deserved it 2 597

Same thing different taste

He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Ouch

Thematical

Top comments

Comments