Geek: Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda...

By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By analinguist - 20/02/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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By padmelover - 27/08/2022 22:00

Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML

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By sister of an angry nerd - 23/12/2015 06:09

Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML

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By Annalise - 16/12/2022 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 13:00

Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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krez 20

Friday 8 January 2010 15:59

Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.

JManHobbs 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:09

"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have ******* awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.

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missmarena 0

Friday 8 January 2010 17:14

lmfao, wooow.

hetuwang 0

Friday 8 January 2010 17:23

YDI for watching the worst of the 6 star wars movies . Attack of the clones blows ass !

angelboy1992 0

Friday 8 January 2010 23:25

You're kidding, it's the best out of all six!

Spac3Ghost 0

Friday 8 January 2010 17:24

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuzzy, Your Life Dude!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! you rock girl =) hahahaha this is so funny, can totally imagine someone doing this!!!

TwoZeroOZ 2

Friday 8 January 2010 17:32

Fuzzy your life? Your parents are lying to you, that's not what FML stands for.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 8 January 2010 17:42

That is exactly what FML means. How DARE you for trying to confuse Spac3Ghost! Fuzzy your life, TwoZeroOZ. Fuzzy your life forever.

TextingJuliet 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 11:30

32- "your parents are lying to you" for some reason I imagined Cheech saying this when I read it. Oh I laughed so hard! Thanks for being awesome! :)

lifeisaplay 0

Friday 8 January 2010 17:34

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

CD463 0

Friday 8 January 2010 17:41

disturbed

vman70 4

Friday 8 January 2010 17:51

what a nerd I love it lol dweeb!!!

ColdGold 6

Friday 8 January 2010 17:58

ha ha. I help out during fist-fights.

AGGoddess 2

Friday 8 January 2010 18:06

Ha ha! My boyfriend is a Star Wars lover too. He even created a Dungeons and Dragons Star Wars character for me. I like the movies but I don't have any intentions of playing. I still get a giggle out of it though.