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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By analinguist - 20/02/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

By padmelover - 27/08/2022 22:00

Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML

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By sister of an angry nerd - 23/12/2015 06:09

Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML

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Ouch

By Annalise - 16/12/2022 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

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Thematical

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 13:00

Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML

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PIVOT!

By D.M - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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krez 20

Friday 8 January 2010 15:59

Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.

JManHobbs 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:09

"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have ******* awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.

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amyrules99 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 15:20

I would've done the same thing!!! Star Wars being the greatest trilogy ever, I would've totally tried to do the force. Screw ur sister, ur a boss!!!

charlieohcharlie 12

Wednesday 19 September 2012 6:16

Trilogy? What about episode 4-6 o:

MissPuppettear 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:54

Ahhh the force is strong with this one....

Bubbelz 25

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:18

Seems like someone has been practicing forcing in her room, a lot.

krabbyrapist 12

Saturday 10 August 2013 23:54

you sound like you have down syndrome.

blondie147 10

Thursday 13 February 2014 15:23

I'd embrace it. lol.

ZorroRooster 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:32

The prequels suck. Stick to the good ones. Though you never know if you can use the Force unless you try.

pheizer01 10

Saturday 9 July 2016 0:24

Why, just why

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