Tell her to **** off, unplug the TV, carry it up to your bedroom, lock the door and watch it there :) Then kill the dog.

What a ******* bitch, the dog obviously not watching the tv or caring that it's stating at he back of your head that's ****** up that she didnt even let you sit on the couch

is your mom ******* insane? Dogs don't "watch" tv... they don't have the higher brain functions required to understand a language, or a plot line.

sadly enough. i can relate. my mom will oftentimes talk to the pets with more affection than she can muster for me.

Maybe you need to help out a bit more with house chores. Or is there a relationship with your mom and the dog we don't know about? Just saying.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA sounds like something my mom would do :P

Let the dog be the one buying her presents on Mother's Day, next year.

You could turn it around and make the floor a comfortable place to sit. You should make that dog into a rug. That way your seat on the floor may be that much more comfortable.

my mom does the same thing with my bros mentaly retarted dog

dogs can't even see the signals tvs put out, that's retarded! fyl mofo