By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 332
You deserved it 6 080
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

luigisf 0

10-that is right about...a *****. you're too young.

38 3

Comments

zooauthor7 0

hey thats better than what i've got: 0 min. :p i just turned 14. i've had a few bfs but still no kiss :/

0 0
laurenelaine 0

I've spent more minutes than you. I'm 15.

0 0
bahahaa1 0

i've only spent like >2 so yeah(: i sadly win.

0 0
JayMorales 0

3 more than me. but I just got a hot girlfriend so I'll be passing you up in a couple days

0 0
frezeal33 0

Dude really? Less than three? I have at least spent a couple of hours and I'm 12 and just had my first kiss in March and haven't kissed my gf in 3 weeks... Wowwww

0 0
happy_dino 6

Wow.... I'm 12 too and I've never kissed... :d Ummm.... I guess that's a congrats to you?? haha(;

0 0
yallz 0

Dont feel bad, I've spent none.

0 0
billybob171717 0

im only in 8th grade, so i cant count all of mine.

0 0
billybob171717 0

im only in 8th grade, so i cant count all of mine.

0 0
voizz 0

I kiss three times a week and have sex atleast twice lol

0 0