Love: Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on...

By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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luigisf 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:24

10-that is right about...a *****. you're too young.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:25

only 19997 minutes to go(:

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adsc04 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:47

maybe Op is just really young... if they are good for them not rushing. if they aren't there's nothing wrong with that. #10 might not be a **** or lying... If it was only with 1 person or 2 isn't that bad

maxrider 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:34

then you must not be average

X0WestyX0 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:08

I would say about how bad #10 is but i agree with #87....only because i KNOW a 14 year old that has had sex sooooooooo....but i'd say about the same as the OP :p only at least 3 minutes...or a little less...idk >.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 3 September 2010 7:22

I don't like some of the choices I've made in the past, but I was one of those 14 year olds that went out and had sex. I thought I was ready, I was with a boyfriend, whatever. It doesn't make me a bad person. I'm far from it. I look back and I wish I had waited until I was older than 18... I totally agree, though, that the media is the biggest influence.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 3 September 2010 22:28

Why are we blaming the media? Did a song tell you go to have sex before you were old enough to drive?

happy_dino 6

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:04

Who counts how long they kiss anyway? That's just gay.... >:d It's okay OP! You shouldn't worry(: You'll find someone who will want to kiss you all the time(: Just live life and be happy hanging out with friends!!