By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML
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luigisf 0

10-that is right about...a *****. you're too young.

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pster03 0

then don't watch tv

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iltby 3

Yeah, in an entire lifetime...and you're what, 16? Give it some time.

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LilaBear 1

You're not dead either. Stop your sooking... that stat will be in reference to an entire lifetime. I'm willing to bet you're nowhere near the end of a standard lifetime.

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iltby 3

Sooking is also perfectly relevant...

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dusthawg 4

all you kids that think it's cool spending your time having sex, kissing, having oral at the age of 12-14 you guys are ******, you make it so vulnerable for date rapes to happen which isn't cool. smarten up and focus on school not your sex life.

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kimbaheartsyou 0

Could you direct me to some research that discusses a direct correlation between being sexually active at a young age and becoming a rape victim?

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shitthappened 0

its ******* kissing.. you all are freakin bout 10 jesus christ this is elementary shit

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MeTaLhEaD231 0

I've spent 0. and I'm 16

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Dellis002 0

who really counts how long they have.

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EightInchNails 9

You bastard! I was going to post this! Except I've clocked in 0 minutes. lol

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usmc1113 0

thats okay im 18 averege looking and have spent none... so u have me beat.

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