By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 211
You deserved it 46 099

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Quest_ 13

It's not your fault that your ma masturbates to the idea of having a kid that goes to college. You are you! Sometimes I wish I wasn't going to uni and had opted to learn a nice trade instead. Or married a very old hotel tycoon.

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crownedwolf 0

I don't see how this is bad. Your mom is just making an observation. If your not happy that your not going to college like Andy, then maybe you should get your act together and go.

lmao! FYL Toy Story 3 was awesome though! d:

Quest_ 13

It's not your fault that your ma masturbates to the idea of having a kid that goes to college. You are you! Sometimes I wish I wasn't going to uni and had opted to learn a nice trade instead. Or married a very old hotel tycoon.

sweetdreams999 0

lol your entire comment was just awesome. old men ftw.. rich old men. lol

MoJoThundRpants 0

join the military, you'll be twice the man you are

drakeforever 0

it's worst enough that ur stupid but when ur mom says it to that just proves what a dumdass u are!

drakeforever 0

okayy thanks for correcting me(: sorry gosh I am on my iPod I exspect it to correct it for me!

too* I think... It's really so bad that I can't tell. We need to get back to the drawing board with this one.

drakeforever 0

nobody likes a smartass so stop correcting people!!!!!!!

Raleigh_bruh 7

No need for excess punctuation, Ignorance.

Chrisskiies 0

You can't tell Ignorance what to do, haven't you learned Raleigh?

drakeforever 0

Yes I do but hello it's summer nobody gives a shit about school right now!!!!!

Raleigh_bruh 7
drakeforever 0

okay u little fml nerds go on a correct somebody eles cause it's sad that yall spend ur time correcting peoples writing

hellokittywhore 0
Chrisskiies 0

you* else* y'all* people's* Btw your welcome. 8)

*Okay *you *FML *and ? *else *because *y'all *your *people's . That "people's" one had me worried!

drakeforever 0

okay first of all u have no ******* idea who I am??

Raleigh_bruh 7

Chris *you're You're welcome. :]

drakeforever 0

Ok since you think your all smart: You don't use a comma before because and or(:

Chrisskiies 0

Raleigh it's his welcome, lol. Jk My iPod is under a 20% battery so I type too fast for it, and I just glanced at what I wrote lol.

Chrisskiies 0

You don't use a comma before, and, or.* Of course we don't, there's a space before those if it's needed. Lmao. =]

Chrisskiies 0

Ah becuase, and, or.* Dammit. -_- I failed. -_-

Chrisskiies 0

Thank you Ignorance, I always mispell that word. :/

Raleigh_bruh 7

Aha, damn it. I was just about to get that one. :/

Chrisskiies 0

I'm wondering why my iPod isn't autocorrecting these damn words as it should be. D: Sigh..

Raleigh_bruh 7

Don't always depend on technology to fix human errors. >:]

drakeforever 0

Well that's to bad! I got Honor Roll in middle school and again in high school. (:

Raleigh_bruh 7

#126 - Are you really attempting to brag after just having every other thing you type corrected?

drakeforever 0

He got it right. It's *to not *too!

Chrisskiies 0

It's futile, I hate proofreading my writing. I don't always catch the mistakes.

drakeforever 0

yes because it proves that there are other things that make you smart other than correcting people's writing!

Chrisskiies 0

Actually you bragging doesn't prove anything. Other than you have quite a bit of an ego. But if you have proof of your accomplishment, that's a slightly different story.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Hm, well I don't correct other people's spelling. So I have no idea what you're talkinh about.

I've noticed this for a while now, so it's time to end it. Sigh...* Three periods.

drakeforever 0

I wasn't talking about you and yes I have proof!

Raleigh_bruh 7
Chrisskiies 0

Nope Freeze, I used two on purpose to see who'd catch it. Congratulations! Your consolidation price is a virtual high-five.  Lol, I am out of here, before I am corrected again.

prize* I've seen someone else in this thread also misuse it. It must be said.

Chrisskiies 0

It's late, sue me. Lol. Okay now I believe this one is free of mistakes, goodnight.

I realize the grammar/spelling discussion was over before I saw this FML, and that I missed the whole thing. However, #121, YDI for using an Apple product. I wonder when my Apple YDIs will outnumber my fornicating YDIs. Soon, probably.

simplyyamazingg 0

I don't get the big deal. it's not like she was lying, just stating the facts. (:

that exactly what happened to me. ._. hahaha

TropicalTulipz 0

well, sorry to break it to you, but... your mom is awesome! >< |the kid|

mrskristindavis 0

so? what's the big deal? she's stating the facts if you don't like it then change it.