Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name...

By The_FN_Gunny - 29/10/2013 22:31 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

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By yeahno - 31/10/2010 16:10 - United States

Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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By guest - 19/06/2014 01:14 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By Pfff - 11/12/2008 10:40 - France

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

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By bpruitt95 - 31/12/2012 06:46 - United States - Pitkin

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 22:05

Today, I got hit on. By a high school kid. Who looks exactly like Napoleon Dynamite. That was the only time anyone has ever hit on me. FML

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By Gomer - 11/04/2014 14:51 - United States - New York

Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML

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Class act

By Superfly - 19/07/2021 18:01

Today, my great grandfather got arrested. Why? He is still shell shocked from World War II, so when we went to a hibachi grill, he didn't want any of those, "Damn Japs" to touch his food, and our chef didn't take too kindly to his verbal assault. FML

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scooterdude720 19

Wednesday 30 October 2013 8:12

You should have said (if he was white) "I can't forgive you people for slavery."

qassaq 14

Wednesday 30 October 2013 8:07

Well kids these days not that much interested in details..

Comments

fruitymcgoo 1

Friday 1 November 2013 2:43

"I CAN'T FORGIVE YOUR FACE FOR SWALLOWING MY FIST!!!!" Then punch him :3

RockNRollAndrew 18

Friday 1 November 2013 5:05

He might be colorblind , farsighted , nearsighted , and stupid

kidd5630 1

Friday 1 November 2013 16:55

kubi or kadena?

hommyc 4

Friday 1 November 2013 17:55

they learn hatred before history

superpoptart 24

Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:48

Mactorious all the way!

loooloool 13

Tuesday 5 November 2013 22:52

Once you go black you don't go back?

unknown2126 14

Wednesday 6 November 2013 4:44

The degeneration of American people

BardhTheUnicorn 7

Tuesday 17 December 2013 14:01

maybe he was kidding?

hegchog12 18

Saturday 21 March 2015 20:36

What's even funnier was the US knew the planes were going to pearl harbour (they picked them up on radar at Hawaii after the US attacked Japanese oil tankers) they just needed an escuse to get involved it the war.