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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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Benmantha 31

Saturday 21 March 2015 20:29

I'm wondering how many times you must have lifted your arms, for him to realize it.

cutycat136 28

Saturday 21 March 2015 20:30

Don't feel bad, sometimes you're overtired in the morning and don't really pay attention to what you're doing, hop out, and not even realize you hadn't done everything you wanted to. Just check from now on and hope it doesn't happen again.

Comments

Rodville 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:41

I for one don't care if a woman shaves or not. It's her body and her choice.

cappellaaa 23

Sunday 22 March 2015 5:10

Haha gross! It only takes a minute op, get on that!

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 12:55

How is it gross? It's hair. Is the hair on your head gross? Is the hair on men's armpits gross? No? Grow up.

rockwrench 18

Sunday 22 March 2015 8:17

That's the pits OP.

simperino 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 8:23

That must be super embarrassing! :(

KawaiiPinkie 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 10:09

Shame on every single one who hit the YDI! We shouldn't be expected to shave just because we are women! I understand it's embarrassing but he wad a dick for being shallow! Remember that you have your own beauty no matter what people say c:

Fymlife 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:50

The OP DI because she shaved one armpit and forgot to shave the other... It was he choice to shave and he own fault she forgot.

melawesome 6

Sunday 22 March 2015 11:46

The word "giggling" makes me cringe.

Scenictomb 12

Sunday 22 March 2015 12:53

I must say, how do you only shave one armpit and not realize the other one isn't shaved? Sorry OP but YDI.

ciammmm 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 15:21

I am curious of how long you went without shaving for it to be that noticeable. You deserved it for not keeping up with your own body.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:41

So what if she went a long time without shaving? That doesn't mean she isn't "keeping up with" her body. The idea that not shaving is gross and unhygienic is ridiculous and untrue.