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By Jgfenix - 22/09/2015 00:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By ? - 20/02/2013 18:20 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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Tuesday 22 September 2015 8:16

I've been there too, it's not great for you but it's her loss. Hang in there bud.

saucybugger101 33

Tuesday 22 September 2015 8:14

You deserve better, OP.

Comments

ObamaTwerks 5

Tuesday 22 September 2015 23:41

Lmao!!! That's one hell of a player! Give her some credit for keeping up her game!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 September 2015 23:43

I'm glad you know op time to find a real girlfriend

Tyguy823 14

Wednesday 23 September 2015 4:39

She isn't worth it man

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 23 September 2015 4:53

Got to give it to her, she'd be great at juggling balls.

enginsteve 17

Wednesday 23 September 2015 8:50

holy shit " all the other guys too"? How many?

OhGawdMyEyes 9

Wednesday 23 September 2015 12:16

don't waste your life being stuck with such a bitch when there are bigger and better things to do. I'm sure you'll find that someone. I'm still waiting on my pick.

fyourlife775 2

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:39

How did all that dick taste?

ezrajab 22

Thursday 24 September 2015 3:36

Damn sorry op. I can't understand why people do that to each other. It's very sad. Some people don't realize what's in front of them and I can't understand why you feel the need to hurt someone else hang in there it will get better!