Intimacy: Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the...

By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By badbed - 11/12/2009 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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LiveThenDie 2

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:14

And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.

JustDial911 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:12

YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME

Comments

chameleon28 16

Thursday 5 April 2012 22:09

Smartest kid on earth.

idontcare23 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:34

Next time i suggest u make sure u are alone before going at it

LadyGore 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:08

Smart boy he is. You are both ******. Haha He ****** you both I hope the sex was good.

girlwithmoodeyes 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 7:16

read, not win. **

girlwithmoodeyes 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 7:15

this is the best fml i have ever win. ydi for not checking the house, never THINK when it comes to having sex in places like that, always KNOW

fishisacat 2

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:50

That's hilarious! How old is her brother as that he is blackmailing you?

newburton13 26

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:44

Wait until he's gone. Remove his door, find the picture, and throw out anything and everything that looks like "trash".

acdance08 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 8:50

Haha priceless .....got to love blackmail lmfao

Perdition25 12

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:14

The little brother got you, but only because you did not think. Every household doorknob has a little hole in it and can be unlocked from the outside, could have easily retrieved the photos and hopefully given the kid a good kick to the stomach.