By kaichennnxx - 17/03/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML
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kotton720 0

wow hardly anyone can speak chinese fluently nowadays.

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amelinat 0

You know it sounds like Mr. Black man was more annoyed by the fact that granma specifically mentioned that he was black. My grandma doesnt speak English either and she would have said the exact same thing. Has anyone seen that "Professor Badass" picture that floats around the net? Thats the picture I have in my mind for this guy.

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KenMcGormick 0

#4 do u mean almost everyone???... obviously english is not ur 1st language

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chelseeaa 3

"Everyone" doesnt make any sense on that sentence

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coffeentea 0

#17, pah, no. I'm Taiwanese and I use the term "Chinese" for the language all the time. There are many more dialects than those two.

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thisismyname_fml 1

#16 saying a black man is a black man is not racist. it's not a slur and it's not like he was bothering her because he was black, he was being an ass. this is no FML for anyone. If it were me when he said that, I would have just repeated what she said about him being obnoxious to his face in English.

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gman90210 18

About time some says something that makes sense. And I applaud you for doing so

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thisismyname_fml 1

Also #22, if you want to go out of your way to be an ass and criticize the way people write, you should at least take the time to type out full words and punctuate properly. First of all, I don't even see why saying "hardly anyone" is wrong. Secondly, even if it was I'd rather see that thn sum lazy dumass txt spk!!!1!11...

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Misanthropist 0

people always assume they're safe when they speak in their native language, and say things they never would otherwise. It's good to know sometimes they get caught!

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guinness_fml 0

#6, I looked up that picture. Perfect match For those who haven't seen it: http://ipostr.com/pic-562-Professor-Badass

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guinness_fml 0

#25, thanks for ripping on #22 for being an idiot. #22, replacing "hardly anyone" with "almost everyone" gives #4's sentence the exact opposite meaning. Rather than assuming kotton made a mistake and you know better, read it as is. It makes sense, it just might have a different idea than you were thinking. Besides not typing full words, don't ever use more than one question mark at a time. It just looks stupid.

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maj_midnightman 0

Guess what. WE KNOW YOUR LANGUAGE NOW! Get pwnd. Props to the dude for frying your grandma, cuz she totally deserved it.

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gman90210 18

No you idiot she did not he was being loud and obnoxious like almost all black people and she put him in his place and he had no right to say anything but an apology. To her

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maj_midnightman 0

Also: we ARE loud, it's true. Even still, I have found Chinese immigrants to be incredibly racist >.>

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