By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 08:26 - United States - Wasilla

Today, I was woken up by my dad screaming that the ship was sinking. I started freaking out before I realized that I was sleeping on my couch at home and was not in fact on a ship. FML
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MandyO 15

And if you decide to have children someday, you will do the same.

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Jurbla 14

Wait, was your dad sleep talking? Drunk? High? Having a flashback? Suffering from dementia? This is the most mysterious FML I've ever read!

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Danne696 14

OP's dad wasn't sleeping, OP was. Dad waked OP up by shouting that the ship was sinking, presumably as a prank.

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Arot6 17

You've gotta give him points for creativity. It's actually kind of beautiful.

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guesswhatlifesux 14

FYL for being woken up by your screaming father. But YDI for thinking you were on a ship.

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andrmac 25

I'm assuming he wasn't thrilled about you crashing on the couch so he decided to sink your ship.

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Shadowpartner 11

Maybe he was watching The Titanic for the first time?

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Achuu 9

Probably the best dad joke I've read

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IndridWarm 23

Once I woke up during a small earthquake and (influenced by the dream I had had) thought I was in world war 2 getting bombed by Germans.

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Jonjon554 16

I don't blame you. Most people wake up confused when things are being yelled and whatnot. Hell, when my girlfriend take a nap at my house, she usually wakes up asking where she is lol

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