By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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SeniorHaG 4

I guess your baby is hungry.

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prioo 6

He just wanted a little midnight snack without having to go all the way to the fridge.

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Isa_fml 20

Creepy, you'd think he could at least ask first. :P

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JustThatGuy_ 4

Well, I want to say 'You Deserved It' because he probably couldn't resist.

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lemonademixer 7

That is disgusting

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cb1002630 11

The creepy part is that he tried it without telling you. It would have been different if he had just asked.

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lennelleong 33

How were his sucking skills? :D Did he suck enough that you had to express it out for him to get his fill? :P I hear that the boobs get uncomfortable with too much milk. Maybe he was trying to help you out in your discomfort, y'noe - just like morning wood.

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LPisLame 16

Titty milk is pretty good... #FMLAfterDark ?

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t3rry3dmann 6

Why FML? My wife asks me to do this at night, we bottle supplement before bed and it keeps her from becoming too engorged. It tastes good, is healthy, helps her not be in pain and it gives her my antibodies which helps the twins not get sick.

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