By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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SeniorHaG 4

I guess your baby is hungry.

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prioo 6

He just wanted a little midnight snack without having to go all the way to the fridge.

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bigvinnyT 0

Did u at least offer him a cookie to go with it

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_wraith 15

A lot of people are curious about what breast milk taste like. I completely understand where you're coming from, though, OP. I'd be uncomfortable with a fully grown man trying to breast feed from me as well. xD

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BriannaRWatson 13

Ummm, got milk? LOL, I'm not sure what I'd do if my husband tried that...he and I may have to have a talk now.

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Cainicide 5

Well... That must've been awkward for you when you woke up.

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GlobalGenocide 8

Honestly don't see a problem here, we've all(well vast majority) tasted breast milk at some time. Hell we drink milk from a cows udder almost every day. What's wrong with sampling some of our own. Now if it had been some random dude trying to latch on...

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rintintin19 5

give the guy a break, it's such a long walk to the kitchen

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marramrammar 2

Kewl- why go to the fridge while the pump is right next to you.

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noisebox 1

Can't blame the guy for that, it could have been worse if you woke up to the back door man in action again....

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Brandon2916 9

This brings a whole new meaning to "breakfast in bed"

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