Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML - FML

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

Family Guy much?

Raina1122 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

WTF is wrong with that??!

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love2bu 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:51

why the hell is this considered an fml?

smirfluv92 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:57

88 is right!!! f your life..... WTF are you gonna do....... I got it, how about go back to sleep then wake up and live your life as you were before!! no interruptions!!

dugumit 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:17

been there done that.

dzerzhinsky 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:21

YDI for living in Blackpool

PhillyFox 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:42

Oh boo hoo. Your life is really ****** now.

blackberry8462 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:42

I thought it was funny....

kaycee_lynn 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:55

jeese , why does everyone have to be so mean ? This site is supposed to make people feel better and give them a chance to express their crappy day , and maybe share a laugh. If you don't t think it's a FML then don't comment it. Move on to the next one. I personally thought it was hilarious and i enjoyed reading it(:

FarSide 22

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:46

I feel better when I sarcastically criticize someone else.

saranottelling 7

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:13

My dog gets woken up by his farts all the time. (Mostly by the horrible smell, not the sound.) He alway gives me the "You Bitch" look- like I farted... I didn't fart! I'm not blaming it on him! I swear... *shifty eyes*

amore7danza 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:45

why do I get the feeling that a girl posted this...

skylord_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:56

did ur neighboors wake up too

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