Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

Family Guy much?

Raina1122 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

WTF is wrong with that??!

Comments

rollursk8r 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:25

oh you poor thing!

suckstosuck84 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:20

you can't fart in your sleep it's physically impossible

xXEurekaXx 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:37

worthless

tradada 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:08

I can't fart in my sleep. I have to fart copiously upon waking up. FML

headphone84 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:43

fk you!

xdeathangel771 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:58

oi!

YungMarlon23 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:38

wow... yea kno i'm bout th 10th person sayin this, but wut's wit somone makin an fml out of somthin from family guy?!???!?

kyarush 10

Monday 1 February 2010 0:11

rough

skylar98 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:41

this is not a frikin fml, stop putting junk on this

btgymnast 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:43

what kind of fml is this???? how old are we now wow

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