Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML - FML

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 15:01 - United States - Fargo

Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

Family Guy much?

Raina1122 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

WTF is wrong with that??!

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arp87 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:32

nice

beam_babe 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:06

stupid, this is not fml,

Gigem 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:28

Lmao

xspanishxkidx 2

Monday 1 February 2010 5:31

funny stuff

Spandexhero 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:00

You're right. This is an FML. F Your life for being a complete retard and thinking your life is ****** from this.

FMLTroll420 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:05

hey if this happened to u in sure u would wanna tell the world

calok 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:40

ok this happens to other ppl it may be funny and embarrassing if ur lover is next to u but it doesn't **** ur life, now if u shit ur pants at the same time then ya thats a FML moment

dreamer13 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:22

# 1 this happens to be a fml cuz it's like oh crap I'm hopeless or whatever.

epound28 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:31

I don't consider this a bad thing at all.

dave3030 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:27

lol I think its hilarious,,,, but not a fml

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